marriage jokes
Favorite this joke I asked my wife if I am the only one she has ever been with.
She said, "Yes, all the others were nines and tens."
"Oh dear," sighed the wife one morning, "I'm convinced my mind is almost completely gone!"
Her husband looked up from the newspaper and commented, "I'm not surprised. You've been giving me a piece of it every day for the past twenty years."
My wife told me I was immature...
So I told her to get out of my pillow fort.
My wife: You need to do more chores around the house.
Me: Can we change the subject?
My wife: Okay. More chores around the house need to be done by you.
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