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Favorite this joke I was struggling to get my wife’s attention?
So I simply sat down and looked comfortable.
That did the trick.
A young man was sitting next to me in one of the two chairs provided for men outside the ladies fitting room in our local department store. After 30 minutes and 6 changes of outfits, the fellow's wife came out of the changing room one more time. He looked at her and immediately said, "That looks great on you! Get that one."
"Honey," she replied, "this is what I was wearing when we came in."
As I grew a beard my wife said, "That beard looks ugly."
I replied, "I'm growing a beard to keep the girls away."
She laughed, "There aren't any girls around."
"There," I quipped, "it's working already."
My husband made me mad today so I poured some water in front of the washer.
He’s been in there for 2 hours trying to fix the washer.
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