marriage jokes

On their second anniversary, a husband sent flowers to his wife at the office.

He told the florist to write "Happy Anniversary, Year Number 2!" on the card.

She was thrilled with the flowers, but not so pleased about the card: "Happy Anniversary. You're Number 2."

Three worms poke out of the ground.

Talking about the third worm, the first worm says to the second, ”Who’s that?”

The second worm says, ”You could say that’s my better half.”

The first worm says, ”You're married?”

The second worm says, ”No, it’s my butt.”

A woman calls her mother.

"My husband and I have been fighting so much lately. I am going to come live with you again."

Her mother replies, "No dear, he should pay for his mistakes. I am coming to live with you."