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Favorite this joke How are wives like hand grenades?
Remove the ring and boom, house is gone!
Bill meets Doug shopping at the mall and sees he has a small gift wrapped box.
"It's my wife's birthday tomorrow." Doug said. "Last week I asked her what she wanted for her birthday."
"And???" Bill asked.
"Well, she said 'Oh, I don't know just give me something with diamonds in it'."
"So what did you get her?" asked Bill.
"I bought her a deck of cards!!"
When a man opens the car door for his wife, it means one of two things...
It's either a new car or a new wife!
To show my wife how much I love her I bought her a beautiful diamond ring...
I had it engraved with the cost.
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