marriage jokes

Category: "Marriage Jokes"
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To show my wife how much I love her I bought her a beautiful diamond ring...

I had it engraved with the cost.

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posted by "maryjones" |
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," said Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you assume the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn wearing my swimming trunks?"

"Probably that I married you for your money."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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The other day my wife started a conversation with a weird question...

"ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?!?!"

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posted by "barber7796" |
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Mark was passing by the bar on the way home from work when he sees his good friend Tom gulping down one shot after another.

Fearing the worst, Mark charged into the bar and confronted Tom. “Tom what’s going on?” Mark asked.

“It’s my wife Beckie,” Tom replied. “She ran off with my best friend!”

“Hey wait a second!" said Mark. “Aren’t I your best friend?”

“Not any more,” Tom said with a happy smile. “He is!”

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |