marriage jokes
Favorite this joke When a man opens the car door for his wife, it means one of two things...
It's either a new car or a new wife!
To show my wife how much I love her I bought her a beautiful diamond ring...
I had it engraved with the cost.
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," said Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you assume the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn wearing my swimming trunks?"
"Probably that I married you for your money."
The other day my wife started a conversation with a weird question...
"ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?!?!"
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