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Favorite this joke Bill meets Doug shopping at the mall and sees he has a small gift wrapped box.
"It's my wife's birthday tomorrow." Doug said. "Last week I asked her what she wanted for her birthday."
"And???" Bill asked.
"Well, she said 'Oh, I don't know just give me something with diamonds in it'."
"So what did you get her?" asked Bill.
"I bought her a deck of cards!!"
When a man opens the car door for his wife, it means one of two things...
It's either a new car or a new wife!
To show my wife how much I love her I bought her a beautiful diamond ring...
I had it engraved with the cost.
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," said Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you assume the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn wearing my swimming trunks?"
"Probably that I married you for your money."
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