marriage jokes

Category: "Marriage Jokes"
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A man entered a stationery store and asked the clerk for a birthday/anniversary card. The clerk replied, "We have birthday cards and we have anniversary cards. Why not take one of each?"

The man said, "You don't understand. I need a card that covers both events! You see, we're celebrating the fifth anniversary of my wife's thirty-fourth birthday."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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It's not true that married men live longer than single men...

It only seems longer!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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It was a very emotional wedding...

Even the cake was in tiers!

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posted by "barber7796" |
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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I would have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!"

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posted by "HENNE" |