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Favorite this joke Why are men with pierced ears well prepared for marriage?
Because they have already experienced pain and bought jewelry.
I was married by a judge...
I should have asked for a jury.
Moe: "My wife converted me to religion."
Joe: "Really?"
Moe: "Yes. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell."
It was a sunny morning and I found a pretty red rose with a long stem on the kitchen table.
I was wondering how after all these years of marriage, my husband could still be so romantic There was a small love note placed next to it.
It read – “Darling, please DO NOT touch the rose. I am using it’s stem to unclog the drain.”
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