marriage jokes
Favorite this joke A young gentleman in a jewelry store looking at engagement rings. The sales clerk walks over and asks, "May I give you a hand with something?"
He replied, "No thanks, I already have her hand... now I just need THE SOMETHING!"
My television set broke so I was forced to rely on the lost art of conversation with the wife at dinner...
"Have you seen the iPad, love?"
Husband: "I wish to be the Prime Minister of the nation one day."
Wife: "But you already are the PM of a nation."
Husband: "Really, which nation?"
Wife: "The Imagi-nation."
My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage.
He told me that he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to my mom would be like. It seems the minister asked my mom, "Do you take this man to be your husband?" and she said, "I do."
Then the minister asked my Dad, "Do you take this woman to be your wife?" and my mom said, "He does."
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