marriage jokes

My neighbor introduced his wife to me by calling her his, "better half."

I returned the courtesy by introducing my wife as, "the lesser of two evils."

Did you hear about the 2 hairdressers who got married?

They had the perfect family... two boys and one curl!

A young girl was attending her first wedding, watching the proceedings with interest for a while before growing restless.

The groom stood at the altar as six bridesmaids walked slowly up the aisle, one by one.

Soon, the girl leaned over to her mom and whispered, “Why doesn’t he just hurry up and pick one?”

My son wanted to know what it's like to be married...

I told him to leave me alone, and when he did, I asked him why he was ignoring me.