marriage jokes
Favorite this joke Wife: "Last night I had a dream that you bought me a pearl necklace."
Husband: "Wow, that's great! Tonight when you go to sleep, you can put it on."
Susie: My husband is a great handyman. He can repair almost anything.
Jane: My mother always taught me to beware of the man that can fix everything. You'll never get anything new.
After weeks of getting the cold shoulder from his wife, the unhappy husband finally confronted her.
"Admit it, Linda. The only reason you married me is because my grandfather left me $10 million."
"Don't be ridiculous," she replied. "I don't care who left it to you."
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife didn't wake him up, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
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