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Favorite this joke What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are usually wanted.
Wife to husband: Do you know what a closet is for?
Husband: Yes. A closet it wear I hang my clothes when all the door knobs are full.
Husband: "It says in this article that high fructose corn syrup made me gain all this weight."
Wife: "That's ridiculous!"
Husband: "Ok, 'Ms. know it all', if high fructose corn syrup didn't make me gain weight, what did?
Wife: (drolly) "Going back for thirds!"
My wife and I have very different body clocks. At sundown she is practically ready for bed. I, meanwhile, am a night owl.
Recently, after a long, hard workday, I announced around 8 p.m. that I was exhausted and ready to hit the sack. Suddenly my wife nearly leapt into my arms.
"Oh, honey," she purred into my ear, "I just love it when you talk early to me."
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