A wife once gave her husband the silent treatment for an entire week. She didn't say anything, she just put it into practice. She was hoping it would make him be more attentive to her and to their marriage.
At the end of the week she decided to bring up subject. "You notice anything different about us this past week?"
Without missing a beat, and without having a clue either, he replied. “Yeah, we’re getting along pretty great lately!”
A man was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring his reflection, when he posed the following question to his wife of 20 years, “Will you still love me when I’m old, fat, and balding?”
She answered, “Of course I will. I've already been doing it for the past 5 years haven't I?”