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Favorite this joke Husband: "It says in this article that high fructose corn syrup made me gain all this weight."
Wife: "That's ridiculous!"
Husband: "Ok, 'Ms. know it all', if high fructose corn syrup didn't make me gain weight, what did?
Wife: (drolly) "Going back for thirds!"
My wife and I have very different body clocks. At sundown she is practically ready for bed. I, meanwhile, am a night owl.
Recently, after a long, hard workday, I announced around 8 p.m. that I was exhausted and ready to hit the sack. Suddenly my wife nearly leapt into my arms.
"Oh, honey," she purred into my ear, "I just love it when you talk early to me."
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Got married last weekend.
Wife knows everything.
Wife: “Why don’t you tell your friend that the girl he is getting married to is not apt for him?”
Husband: “Leave it. I am not going to say anything.”
Wife: “Why not? After all, he is your friend!”
Husband: “He didn’t tell me anything when I was getting married.”
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