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Favorite this joke When I got married twenty years ago my father advised me to keep a journal of the things which were important to my wife.
I did this and boy has it come in handy. Just the other day she asked, "How many times do I need to tell you that?"
I looked it up and sure enough 14 years ago she casually mentioned it to me. I'm advising my son to memorize his journal.
My husband and I attended a bridal fair trying to drum up work for his fledgling wedding photography business. One vendor assumed we were engaged and asked when the big day was.
"Oh, we’ve been married ten years," I said.
"Really?" she asked. "But you look so happy?"
As my sister relaxed on the couch, her head comfortably leaning against the crook of her husband’s arm, her cell phone beeped.
She looked at her phone. It was a text message from her husband.
The message: "Please Move."
Suspecting he had a serious medical condition, I nagged my husband until he agreed to see a doctor.
Once there, he was handed a mountain of forms to fill out. Next to 'Reason for visit' he wrote, "My wife made me."
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