marriage jokes

Son to Dad: "What's the difference between an Egyptian mummy and our mummy?"

Dad to Son: "It's simple son. When we see an Egyptian mummy, you get fear. But when we see your mummy, then I get fear!"

Need Some Drama in your life?

Go to a stranger’s wedding and scream, "Don’t Marry I Still Love You!" and then watch the reactions.

When I got married twenty years ago my father advised me to keep a journal of the things which were important to my wife.

I did this and boy has it come in handy. Just the other day she asked, "How many times do I need to tell you that?"

I looked it up and sure enough 14 years ago she casually mentioned it to me. I'm advising my son to memorize his journal.