marriage jokes
Favorite this joke Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?
A: They got married in the spring.
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her...
They got married...
And now he is going through HELL!
Husband: "I'm really upset you sold my golf clubs at our garage sale. You know how much I enjoy the game."
Wife: "Well honey, I suppose you'll get over it... that, or you die unhappy. Your choice."
On his birthday, my husband was stuck driving our six rambunctious children around. As usual, they were yelling, punching, and annoying one another. Joel finally had had enough.
“Kids,” he said, “if you would behave and be kind to each other, that would be a very nice birthday present for me.”
Our six-year-old shot back, “Too late dad, I already got you another present.”
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