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Favorite this joke Did you hear Bill Gates is getting a divorce?
Found out his wife doesn't do windows.
I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot.
It seems they have only one of two reasons to be there.
They have no wife to go home to... or they do!
A husband expects his wife to be perfect...
and to understand why he’s not.
Wife’s diary: We had plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping all day with my friends. Later he was acting weird. I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late. He was silent at the restaurant too and didn’t eat much. While going to bed, he was looking serious. I quietly lied down. I felt that his thoughts were somewhere else. I had lost him. What to do now?
Husband’s diary: My car didn’t start this morning. Wondering what could have happened to it. Had nice dinner with the wife.
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