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Wife's headache
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Lately my wife has been telling me, when she gets out of bed, she has a headache...

Maybe I should tell her to get out of bed feet first.

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What Are the Options?
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Wife: "Do you want to eat something?"

Me: "Maybe, what are the options?"

Wife: "Yes or no!"

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posted by "RobertAlex" |
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Experienced Pain
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Why are men with pierced ears well prepared for marriage?

Because they have already experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Married By A Judge
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I was married by a judge...

I should have asked for a jury.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |