marriage jokes
Favorite this joke Husband: "My shaving brush is very stiff now. I wonder what is wrong with it?"
Wife: "I don't know. It was nice and soft when I painted the bird cage yesterday."
You know you're having a bad day when...
Your wife says, "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George.
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police.
The officer looked at the guy's photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him.
"Yes," she replied. "Please tell him Mother didn't come after all."
I always read my wife's horoscope...
To see what kind of day I am going to have.
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