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RobertAlex

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Member Since : Apr, 2018
# of jokes posted : 72
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 62.00
2 votes

Magistrate: "What was he doing when you arrested him?"

Policeman: "He was arguing with a taxi driver, Your Honor."

Magistrate: "That is no proof he has drunk."

Policeman: "Well, Your Honor, there was no taxi driver there."

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My girlfriend isn't talking to me because apparently I ruined her birthday.

Not sure how I did that...

I didn't even know it was her birthday!

5 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
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"Time separates the best of friends," said one women to another.

"How true," replied the other. "Twenty years ago we were fifteen, now you're thirty-five and I'm twenty-nine!"

4 votes

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I came home from work this evening and said to my wife, "Are we having salad for dinner?"

"Yes we are, how did you know?" she asked.

I replied, "Because I can't hear the smoke alarm."

7 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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