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RobertAlex

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Member Since : Apr, 2018
# of jokes posted : 15
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 28.00
$12.00 won 9 votes

Wife: "Do you want to eat something?"

Me: "Maybe, what are the options?"

Wife: "Yes or no!"

9 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "RobertAlex" |
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After Pablo and Marta got into an argument, she left for her mother’s home. Pablo called her mother’s home after a few days but his mother-in-law said that Marta was in no mood to talk to him.

A few more days went by and Pablo called again only to be greeted by the same reply.
He called again after a couple of days and the mother-in-law said to him, “Why do you keep calling when you know the answer?”

Pablo replied, “Because I love to hear it again and again. It’s music to my ears.”

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "RobertAlex" |
1 votes

Rebecca said to her husband, “Do you know the neighbor’s daughter scored a 99 on her math exam?”

Her husband Tom, sipping his tea, remarked, “Really? What happened to the remaining 1 point?”

Rebecca replied sarcastically, “Your son scored it.”

1 votes

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posted by "RobertAlex" |
$6.00 won 8 votes

Mrs. Cole, the science teacher, took her students out of school for a social experiment. They arrived at a farmhouse and she placed two buckets in front of a donkey – one filled with water and the other with alcohol.

The donkey drank all the water while leaving the alcohol untouched.

Mrs. Cole asked the students, “What did you learn from this experiment?”

One boy replied, “One who does not drink alcohol is a donkey!”

8 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "RobertAlex" |