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RobertAlex

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Member Since : Apr, 2018
# of jokes posted : 72
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 62.00
$12.00 won 8 votes

Wife: "Do you want to eat something?"

Me: "Maybe, what are the options?"

Wife: "Yes or no!"

8 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "RobertAlex" |
$10.00 won 9 votes

A fine is a tax for doing wrong.

A tax is a fine for doing well.

9 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "RobertAlex" |
$10.00 won 7 votes

I came home from work this evening and said to my wife, "Are we having salad for dinner?"

"Yes we are, how did you know?" she asked.

I replied, "Because I can't hear the smoke alarm."

7 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "RobertAlex" |
$9.00 won 4 votes

An actress who suffered from an inferiority complex was complaining to her psychiatrist. "I'm a nothing!" she cried. "I can't sing. I can't remember my lines. I can't dance, I can't even act. I really don't belong in show business."

"Why don't you quit?" the doctor asked.

"I can't," moaned the actress. "I'm a Star!"

4 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "RobertAlex" |