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Amirkhan

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Member Since : Apr, 2018
# of jokes posted : 20
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: Pakistan
won: $ 5.00
2 votes

My television set broke so I was forced to rely on the lost art of conversation with the wife at dinner...

"Have you seen the iPad, love?"

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What's the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief?

An amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!"

A professional thief says, "Sign here please!"

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Tom tried to calm himself down in the middle of a severe argument with his wife Jany. He said to her, “Let us not fight any more. We should try to sort this out in a level-headed manner.”

Fuming with anger, Jany replied, “No. Whenever we try to sort things out in a level-headed manner, I lose!”

7 votes

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