A friend of mine was having a bit of marital-tension in his household and was trying to figure out just what to do about it.
In the course of our conversation, I said to him, "You know, quite often God speaks to us through our wives."
My friend looked at me and said, "Oh yeah? Well I'm pretty sure God doesn't use that kind of language!"
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