marriage jokes

Category: "Marriage Jokes"
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One of my customers at the department of motor vehicles wanted a personalized license plate with his wedding anniversary on it. As we completed the paperwork he explained, "This way I can't forget the date."

A few hours later, I recognized the same young man waiting in my line. When his turn came, he said somewhat sheepishly, "I need to change the numbers on that plate application."

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posted by "kellymario" |
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My wife has weekly lessons with Satan on how to be more evil...

I can vouch that what ever she charges him is well worth it!

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posted by "maryjones" |
5 votes

I am getting married for the 5th time...

Having been married 4 times before I can tell when it's right!

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posted by "Benjones" |
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One night while I was watching TV, I got a call from a strange number. Before I could react, my wife reached over, grabbed my phone and answered it.

"Honey," a sweet woman's voice came from my phone, "why haven't you been coming over lately?"

My wife got so angry that she started making a scene. In order to calm her down, I had no other choice but to go shopping with her and bought the bag she had been wanting. When we got home, my wife went inside and left her phone outside in the car. I was just about to bring it in to her when the phone buzzed. A new message appeared on the screen...

"Did you get that bag?"

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posted by "XKCK" |