marriage jokes

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I was invited to a wedding and when I get to the hotel, I realized there were two doors.
1st door it was Bride Relatives. 2nd door it was groom relatives.

So I decided to enter the groom's door and I found two door again.
1st Ladies. 2nd Men.

I entered men's Door and once again I found two doors.
1st people with gifts. 2nd people without gifts.

So I used to the 2nd door (people without gifts) and then I found myself outside the hotel.

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posted by "Mahlatse" |
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A wife comes downstairs before a dinner date with her husband.

"Do I look fat in this dress?" the wife asks.

"Do I look dumb in this shirt?" the husband replies.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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After being widowed for a few years my sister recently remarried.

When I saw her I asked, "I'll bet your husband talks about his first wife?"

"Not anymore," she told me.

"Why not?"

"I began to talk about my next husband."

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posted by "Retired Terp" |
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One of my employees who was deeply involved in finishing a report for the upcoming board meeting received a call from his wife that had good news and bad news.

Because of the deadline he asked if she could just give him the good news. The wife replied "Okay, the good news is that the air bags work."

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posted by "barber7796" |