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JCVD

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Member Since : Apr, 2019
# of jokes posted : 46
# of followers : 0
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eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 43.00
6 votes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He was practicing good Social Distancing.

6 votes

posted by "JCVD" |
$5.00 won 5 votes
 

A scientist finally realizes his dream of creating a formula for becoming invisible. Entering the family home, he trips over a mysterious unseeable lump. The mystery quickly unraveled after finding a note left by his less scientific sibling written as follows:

Dear Brother,

Hope you don’t mind. I’ve borrowed your formula to do some tests of my own. First, I will run through walls! Second...

5 votes

CATEGORY Scifi Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
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3 votes

Three worms poke out of the ground.

Talking about the third worm, the first worm says to the second, ”Who’s that?”

The second worm says, ”You could say that’s my better half.”

The first worm says, ”You're married?”

The second worm says, ”No, it’s my butt.”

3 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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$8.00 won 3 votes

My history teacher gave me an “F” for a final grade.

When I asked her why she failed me she said, “I didn’t fail you. You failed yourself.”

I said, “In that case, I think I’m going to change my grade.”

3 votes

CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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