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Favorite this joke A couple returning from their honeymoon was in a deep discussion about people and their actions. John, the husband indicated: "I have always maintained that no two people on earth think alike."
Mary, his loving new bride commented: "You'll change your mind when you look over our wedding presents."
The wife told her husband, "Let's go antique shopping today. I'm feeling Victorian."
"No," he said, "let's not... I'm feeling baroque!"
Over a drink on evening the discussion turned to length of hair...
Mr. Jones: "Don't you think long hair on a man makes him look intellectual?"
Mr. Smith: "That depends. My wife found a long hair on my coat sleeve yesterday."
Marriage counselor: "Do you permit your wife to have her own way?"
Husband: "I should say not, she has it without my permission."
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