marriage jokes

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Over a drink on evening the discussion turned to length of hair...

Mr. Jones: "Don't you think long hair on a man makes him look intellectual?"

Mr. Smith: "That depends. My wife found a long hair on my coat sleeve yesterday."

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posted by "shirley Mc" |
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Marriage counselor: "Do you permit your wife to have her own way?"

Husband: "I should say not, she has it without my permission."

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posted by "Benjones" |
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I was struggling to get my wife’s attention?

So I simply sat down and looked comfortable.

That did the trick.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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A young man was sitting next to me in one of the two chairs provided for men outside the ladies fitting room in our local department store. After 30 minutes and 6 changes of outfits, the fellow's wife came out of the changing room one more time. He looked at her and immediately said, "That looks great on you! Get that one."

"Honey," she replied, "this is what I was wearing when we came in."

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posted by "HENNE" |