marriage jokes

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A young lady visited a computer dating service and requested, "I'm looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?"

The matchmaker said, "What exactly are you looking for?"

"Well, let me see. Needs to be good looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good at singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour if I don't go out. Be able to tell me interesting stories when I need a companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest."

The matchmaker entered the information into the computer and, in a matter of moments, handed the results to the woman: "Buy a television."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Q: Daddy, why are all those cars beeping their horns?

A: Because they were just at a wedding.

Q: Don’t we beep the horn as a warning signal, Daddy?

A: Exactly, son.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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A wife told her husband that he put football before their marriage.

“That’s not true,” he said. “After all, this is our fourth season together.”

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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A young woman is visiting her parents. While helping her mother fix dinner, she opens the refrigerator. On the inside of the door, she sees a spicy picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built young woman.

"What's this about, Mom?" she asks.

"Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to overeat," the mother answers.

"Is it working?" her daughter asks.

"Yes and no," her mom replies. "I've lost 15 pounds, but your dad has gained 20."

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posted by "wadejagz" |