I asked my wife what’s for dinner...
She calmly replied, “Reservations.”
The good thing about having a husband who never listens is being able to say: "I already told you that."
Whether you did or not, he'll never know the difference.
Just think...
If it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
My wife says that I spend too much time talking to random people online.
What do you guys think?