My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name.
So I called her Bluff.
My wife told me I was incapable of multitasking.
So I got drunk and embarrassed her at the same time.
Do you enjoy yelling "What?" from the other room?
Then marriage might be for you.
Child: Mom, do angels fly?
Mom: Yes, they do.
Child: Then why doesn’t our maid fly?
Mom: But she is not an angel.
Child: Yes, she is. Dad calls her angel.
Mom: Does he? All right, you will see her fly tomorrow.