Two women were drinking coffee and talking.
One asked, "So why are you filing for divorce?"
The second one replied, "He treats me like a dog."
The first one asked, "Oh? Does he beat you or something?"
The other said, "Worse. He expects me to be loyal to him!"
A man who apologizes when he’s wrong is called: HONEST.
A man who apologizes when he’s not sure is called: WISE.
A man who apologizes when he’s wrong is called: HUSBAND.
COURTSHIP: Is like looking at the beautiful photos in a seed catalog.
MARRIAGE: Is what actually comes up in your garden.
I got my wife a metal detector as a present, but she didn't like it.
Strange, as she always likes to dig up things from the past.