marriage jokes

Category: "Marriage Jokes"
2 votes

Why are men with pierced ears well prepared for marriage?

Because they have already experienced pain and bought jewelry.

2 votes

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posted by "HENNE" |
1 votes

I was married by a judge...

I should have asked for a jury.

1 votes

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
3 votes

Moe: "My wife converted me to religion."

Joe: "Really?"

Moe: "Yes. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell."

3 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "raza" |
$5.00 won 7 votes

It was a sunny morning and I found a pretty red rose with a long stem on the kitchen table.

I was wondering how after all these years of marriage, my husband could still be so romantic There was a small love note placed next to it.

It read – “Darling, please DO NOT touch the rose. I am using it’s stem to unclog the drain.”

7 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "albertreo" |