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Two women were drinking coffee and talking.

One asked, "So why are you filing for divorce?"

The second one replied, "He treats me like a dog."

The first one asked, "Oh? Does he beat you or something?"

The other said, "Worse. He expects me to be loyal to him!"

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posted by "aod318" |
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A man who apologizes when he’s wrong is called: HONEST.

A man who apologizes when he’s not sure is called: WISE.

A man who apologizes when he’s wrong is called: HUSBAND.

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posted by "Raj Padmanathan " |
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COURTSHIP: Is like looking at the beautiful photos in a seed catalog.

MARRIAGE: Is what actually comes up in your garden.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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I got my wife a metal detector as a present, but she didn't like it.

Strange, as she always likes to dig up things from the past.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |