marriage jokes

A husband came home from work one evening and walked into the kitchen where his wife was cooking dinner. He looked into the pots on the stove and smelled their content.

"Is the Preacher coming for dinner," he asked.

"No, he isn't," his wife replied. "Why do you ask?"

"Well, you've prepared a burnt offering. I just assumed something religious was going on."

To some, marriage is a word...

To others, it's a sentence.

A wife once gave her husband the silent treatment for an entire week. She didn't say anything, she just put it into practice. She was hoping it would make him be more attentive to her and to their marriage.

At the end of the week she decided to bring up subject. "You notice anything different about us this past week?"

Without missing a beat, and without having a clue either, he replied. “Yeah, we’re getting along pretty great lately!”