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Favorite this joke On the morning of her birthday, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace. What do you think it means?”
“Maybe you’ll find out tonight,” he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. She ripped off the wrapping paper and found a book titled "The Meaning of Dreams."
Husband text his wife and types, "Whale you be my valentine?"
Wife replied: " Dolphinately!"
A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription complained over the $10/pill price.
His wife, who was with him, had a different opinion: "Oh, $40 a year isn't too bad."
If a married man is walking in the woods alone and he speaks, is he still wrong?
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