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Favorite this joke My wife and I were happy for 25 years, ..... and then we met.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
A man and a woman who never met before, find themselves on upper and lower berth of a long distance train.
At 2 am, man leans over saying, "Ma'am, sorry to bother you, would you be kind enough to give me a second blanket from the side table. It's awfully cold here.
"I have a better idea", she replied, "Just for tonight, why don't we pretend that we are married?"
"Great idea Ma'am", he replied in great excitement.
She says, "Well then get up and take it yourself"
A couple arrived at the boarding gate just in time to see their plane taking off. The husband was angry to have missed the plane. “If you weren’t so slow in getting ready,” he complained to his wife, “we wouldn’t have missed the plane.” “And if you wouldn’t have rushed me, we wouldn’t have so long to wait until the next flight,” she replied.
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