marriage jokes

If love is blind, and marriage is an institution, is marriage an institution for the blind?

Husband: Don’t put that money in your mouth. There are germs on it.
Wife: Don’t be silly. Even a germ can’t live on the money you make.

“Now, that looks like a happily married couple.” Remarks the husband.
“Don’t be too sure, my Dear. They are probable saying the same thing about us.” Replied his wife.

“Now that looks like a happily married couple,” remarked the husband.

“Don’t be too sure, dear," began the wife. "They're probably saying the same thing about us.”