marriage jokes

A couple making plans for their vacation.
Wife: I am afraid the mountain air would disagree with me.
Husband: My Love, it wouldn’t dare!

Marriage is like a railroad sign…

First you stop, then you look, and then you listen.

Wife: I dreamed you gave me $500 for summer clothes last night. You would not spoil that dream, would you, Dear?
Husband: Of course not, Darling. You may keep the $500.00

If love is blind, and marriage is an institution, is marriage an institution for the blind?