marriage jokes
Favorite this joke Man and wife driving through the countryside come across a herd of goats.
Wife to hubby whilst pointing at the goat's: Your relatives!
Hubby to wife: Yes they are....from my wife's side.
Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband: "Nothing."
Wife: "Nothing? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."
Husband: "I was looking for the expiration date."
I'm going to watch my wedding video later "backwards".
I love the end bit when she takes the ring off, goes back down the aisle and jumps in the car.
We have a perfect marriage, I always have the last word...
It's always, "Yes Dear."
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