marriage jokes

Husband text his wife and types, "Whale you be my valentine?"

Wife replied: " Dolphinately!"

A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription complained over the $10/pill price.

His wife, who was with him, had a different opinion: "Oh, $40 a year isn't too bad."

If a married man is walking in the woods alone and he speaks, is he still wrong?

Q: What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

A: Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?