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GaniBoy Templo Ronsayro

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 6
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Location: United States
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To get a massive and immediate attention from a buyer, the Vacuum Cleaner salesman opens a bag of horse manure and spreads it all over the carpet.

Then he says to the possible buyer with confidence, "Mrs. if this vacuum cleaner can't clean all that manure I will eat the rest!"

The lady asks, "Do you want ketchup with that?"

Why the salesman ask?

"Because we just moved in and we don't have electricity yet!"

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A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription complained over the $10/pill price.

His wife, who was with him, had a different opinion: "Oh, $40 a year isn't too bad."

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If you love someone, set him free.

If he comes back, I think we can charge him for re-installation fees, but tell him that he's getting an upgrade.

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We received the report today that it is no longer necessary to stake tomatoes. Just dissolve a Viagra tablet in the water and they stand up strait and tall!

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