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Favorite this joke A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," He responded.
"Oh, killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.
Intrigued by this she asked, "How can you tell?"
He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."
The story behind Aryabhatta's discovery:
Aryabhatta asked his wife once "What are the chances of me winning any argument with you?"
Wife replied "What do you think?"
And then he discovered ... ZERO.
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I’d be in your hand all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have new one everyday.
Wife: If I knew you were this poor, I wouldn't have married you!
Husband: What do you think I meant when I said you were the only thing I have in this world?
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