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Leogal

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Member Since : Oct, 2015
# of jokes posted : 57
# of followers : 21
# of following: 4
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 467.00
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Teacher: "Complete the following sentence, 'Early to bed and early to rise...'"

Student: "... This Man has neither WiFi nor Wife!"

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Leogal" |
2 votes

NIKE was founded by men, so its tagline says - "Just do it!"

If it had been founded by a woman, its tagline would have been...

"Just do it... if you want to... I don't want to force you... It's your life... Anyway you don't listen to me.. Do what you want to do... Who am I to say anything... But it has to happen and you have to do it!"

2 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Leogal" |
$8.00 won 6 votes

A frustrated husband sits in front of his laptop:

Dear Google, please do not behave like my wife... please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing and suggesting.

Thanks.

6 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Leogal" |
$12.00 won 8 votes

The phone bill was exceptionally high. Man called a family meeting to discuss the matter.

Dad: "This is unacceptable, I don't use the home phone, I use my work phone."

Mom: "Me too, I use my company phone. I hardly use the home phone."

Son: "I use my office mobile. I never use the home phone."

All of them shocked turned to look at the maid who was patiently listening to them all this time.

Maid: "What? So we all use our work phones, what is the big deal?"

8 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Leogal" |