Favorite this joke Teacher: "Complete the following sentence, 'Early to bed and early to rise...'"
Student: "... This Man has neither WiFi nor Wife!"
NIKE was founded by men, so its tagline says - "Just do it!"
If it had been founded by a woman, its tagline would have been...
"Just do it... if you want to... I don't want to force you... It's your life... Anyway you don't listen to me.. Do what you want to do... Who am I to say anything... But it has to happen and you have to do it!"
A frustrated husband sits in front of his laptop:
Dear Google, please do not behave like my wife... please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing and suggesting.
Thanks.
The phone bill was exceptionally high. Man called a family meeting to discuss the matter.
Dad: "This is unacceptable, I don't use the home phone, I use my work phone."
Mom: "Me too, I use my company phone. I hardly use the home phone."
Son: "I use my office mobile. I never use the home phone."
All of them shocked turned to look at the maid who was patiently listening to them all this time.
Maid: "What? So we all use our work phones, what is the big deal?"
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