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Favorite this joke It was so hot when we got married outdoors in August, we decided to turn on all the sprinklers to cool everyone off.
Everyone enjoyed our wetting ceremony!
Husband: Why is the food cold and bland?
Wife: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.
My wife complained that I never take her anywhere...
I told her that's not true, we take a trip around the sun every year!
A married couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. At the party everybody wanted to know how they managed to stay married so long in this day and age.
The husband responded, "On our wedding day, we came to an agreement. I would make all the major decisions and my wife would make all the minor decisions. And now, after 60 years of marriage, I can truthfully say that we have never needed to make a MAJOR decision."
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