marriage jokes

Two friends are in the living room. The wife of one of them is in the kitchen. "Sweetheart, please, can you hand us the bottle of whisky?" he says. And then, again, "Sweetheart, and two glasses please?"

The other man stares at him and says, "My gosh, how long have you been married?"

"Thirty years."

"Oh wow, and you still call her sweetheart?"

And the first whispers, "Well, I forgot what her name is!"

My wife complained that I never take her anywhere...

I told her that's not true, we take a trip around the sun every year!