Sex before marriage is considered a sin...
Sex after marriage is considered a miracle!
My wife shot me with the nail gun today...
She must think I’m a stud!
Dating is like traveling on a bicycle. If you don’t like the journey, you can get off anytime.
Marriage is like traveling by airplane. Once you’re in, you can’t get off that easy.
I got really angry with my car navigation today. I even yelled at it and told it to "go to hell."
Twenty minutes later, it brought me in front of my mother-in-law’s house.