marriage jokes

Category: "Marriage Jokes"
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Therapist: "I think you have a phobia of marriage. Do you know what the symptoms are?"

Me: "Can't say I do."

Therapist: "That's one of them!"

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
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After he died, I couldn't even look at another man for almost 20 years.

But now that I'm out of prison, I can honestly say it was worth it.

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posted by "Leibel" |
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While shopping at the mall, my husband and I became separated. I went out to the car, but realized I didn't have the keys. I went back into the store where we'd been to look for him.

The woman in charge of the carts smiled knowingly. "Finished before your husband I see," she said. "Well, I have three men waiting over there on the bench... take one. It should all work out even at the end of the day."

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posted by "merk" |
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A British man was killed by a shark while on his honeymoon in Australia.

Reports say he didn't suffer too long...

As he was only married 3 days!

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |