marriage jokes

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A couple returning from their honeymoon was in a deep discussion about people and their actions. John, the husband indicated: "I have always maintained that no two people on earth think alike."

Mary, his loving new bride commented: "You'll change your mind when you look over our wedding presents."

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posted by "maryjones" |
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The wife told her husband, "Let's go antique shopping today. I'm feeling Victorian."

"No," he said, "let's not... I'm feeling baroque!"

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posted by "Retired Terp" |
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Over a drink on evening the discussion turned to length of hair...

Mr. Jones: "Don't you think long hair on a man makes him look intellectual?"

Mr. Smith: "That depends. My wife found a long hair on my coat sleeve yesterday."

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posted by "shirley Mc" |
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Marriage counselor: "Do you permit your wife to have her own way?"

Husband: "I should say not, she has it without my permission."

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posted by "Benjones" |