marriage jokes

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I was married by a judge...

I should have asked for a jury.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Moe: "My wife converted me to religion."

Joe: "Really?"

Moe: "Yes. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell."

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posted by "raza" |
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It was a sunny morning and I found a pretty red rose with a long stem on the kitchen table.

I was wondering how after all these years of marriage, my husband could still be so romantic There was a small love note placed next to it.

It read – “Darling, please DO NOT touch the rose. I am using it’s stem to unclog the drain.”

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "albertreo" |
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After Pablo and Marta got into an argument, she left for her mother’s home. Pablo called her mother’s home after a few days but his mother-in-law said that Marta was in no mood to talk to him.

A few more days went by and Pablo called again only to be greeted by the same reply.
He called again after a couple of days and the mother-in-law said to him, “Why do you keep calling when you know the answer?”

Pablo replied, “Because I love to hear it again and again. It’s music to my ears.”

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posted by "RobertAlex" |