marriage jokes

Category: "Marriage Jokes"
7 votes

Marriage counselor: "Do you permit your wife to have her own way?"

Husband: "I should say not, she has it without my permission."

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posted by "Benjones" |
$15.00 won 9 votes

I was struggling to get my wife’s attention?

So I simply sat down and looked comfortable.

That did the trick.

9 votes

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$5.00 won 4 votes

A young man was sitting next to me in one of the two chairs provided for men outside the ladies fitting room in our local department store. After 30 minutes and 6 changes of outfits, the fellow's wife came out of the changing room one more time. He looked at her and immediately said, "That looks great on you! Get that one."

"Honey," she replied, "this is what I was wearing when we came in."

4 votes

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "HENNE" |
5 votes

As I grew a beard my wife said, "That beard looks ugly."

I replied, "I'm growing a beard to keep the girls away."

She laughed, "There aren't any girls around."

"There," I quipped, "it's working already."

5 votes

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posted by "Jack Strausser" |