marriage jokes

Category: "Marriage Jokes"
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My mate recently got divorced from his wife.

They decided to split the house.

He got the outside.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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I said to my wife: "When I die I'd like to die having sex."

She replied: “At least it’ll be quick.”

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Upon arrival at the Pearly Gates, you are allowed one wish for anyone you left behind, back on earth.

St. Peter explained this to a woman who had just recently arrived, and asked what her one wish would be.

"Well, I just wish my son would get married and be happy."

"Look lady, it's just one wish; make up your mind!"

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posted by "aod318" |
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The Invisible Man and The Invisible Woman got married.

But their kids aren’t anything to look at.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |