marriage jokes

Category: "Marriage Jokes"
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Mr. Benson: "Honey, last night I heard you complaining about me in your sleep."

Mrs. Benson: "Oh, that was just your imagination."

Mr. Benson: "My imagination? How so?"

Mrs. Benson: "That I was asleep."

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posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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Me: "My wife is always forgetting to turn off the flashlight on her cell phone."

Friend: "I bet that’s annoying?"

Me: "Not so. When she walks in, I get to say, 'She really lights up the room.'”

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posted by "Bill Sauro" |
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Lawyer: “Now, would you please tell the Jury the truth. Why did you shoot your husband with a bow and arrow?”

Defendant: “I didn't want to wake up the children.”

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posted by "merk" |
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Honest------------ H is silent
Crumb------------ B is silent
Psychology------------ P is silent
Knee------------ K is silent
Butcher------------ T is silent
Sword------------ W is silent
Wife------------ Husband is silent

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posted by "Kathy Harrington" |