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John: "Do you know why the Bride and many other women cry at weddings?"

Fred: "No, why?"

John: "It's because the Bride isn't marrying the best man."

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posted by "Douglas" |
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Mick and Paddy were working on the building site and stopped to have lunch. They sat on the 3rd floor veranda to eat their sandwiches. Paddy opened his lunch box and said, "I hate egg sandwiches." He then got up and threw them off the site onto the concrete below.

Next day, the same thing happened. He looked at his lunch box and said, "I hate egg sandwiches" and threw them over on to the concrete. The third day was similar, so he threw himself over on to the concrete.

Mick sent for an ambulance , to take him to hospital and then went to see Paddy's wife. He said, "I'm sorry to tell you this, but Paddy has been taken to hospital."

Paddy's wife said, "What happened?"

"I think it was your fault."

"Why would you say that?"

"Well, he said he hated egg sandwiches and threw himself off the balcony on to the concrete."

His wife said, "Well don't blame me, he makes his own sandwiches!"

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posted by "Les Smedley" |
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An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98. His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow.

Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"

The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down, and you know men won't ask for directions."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Question: What is Love?

Answer: The light of Life!

Question: What is Marriage?

Answer: The Bill for that Light!

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posted by "RS" |