marriage jokes

Category: "Marriage Jokes"
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My television set broke so I was forced to rely on the lost art of conversation with the wife at dinner...

"Have you seen the iPad, love?"

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posted by "Amirkhan" |
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Husband: "I wish to be the Prime Minister of the nation one day."

Wife: "But you already are the PM of a nation."

Husband: "Really, which nation?"

Wife: "The Imagi-nation."

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posted by "Shenghen" |
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My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage.

He told me that he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to my mom would be like. It seems the minister asked my mom, "Do you take this man to be your husband?" and she said, "I do."

Then the minister asked my Dad, "Do you take this woman to be your wife?" and my mom said, "He does."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Guy tells his wife: For your birthday, how about a new car?

Wife: No.

Guy: How about a new boat?

Wife: No.

Guy: Well then, what do you want?

Wife: I want a divorce.

Guy: I wasn’t planning on spending that much money.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |