We were driving in my friend Larry's new car. I asked him about its features.
He listed the usual, then added: "It tells me to slow down as I approach the speed limit. It warns me when I have to stop. It points out solid no-passing lines."
I expressed my amazement.
"But," he explained, "these features work only when my wife is in the car."
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chihuahuabulldog : I LOVE THIS ONE!!! Thank you. Oh to be married; I would be great at those things! 5 Stars - I'm sorry I only get one vote.
Jareth the Goblin King : Voted