marriage jokes

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You know you're having a bad day when...

Your wife says, "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George.

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A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police.

The officer looked at the guy's photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him.

"Yes," she replied. "Please tell him Mother didn't come after all."

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I always read my wife's horoscope...

To see what kind of day I am going to have.

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My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?"

I answered, "Dust."

And then the fight started.

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