marriage jokes
Favorite this joke My wife and I are a temperamental couple...
I’ve got a temper and she’s mental.
"How long have you been married?" asked a friend.
"We have been happily married for seven years," answered the husband. "Seven out of sixteen isn't bad."
A husband is about to leave on a business trip, "Honey, if my business requires me to stay longer in that town. I'll send you a card."
"Don't bother dear, I read it already... it's in the pocket of your coat."
My wife and I were stuck in traffic.
Frustrated, I looked at her and said: “I’m turning round.”
She replied: “I know - stop eating so many burgers.”
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