marriage jokes

Category: "Marriage Jokes"
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A man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts, "Did you find the shampoo?"

He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it says it's for dry hair and I've just wet mine!"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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John: How do you get out of doing all the chores your wife wants done?

Fred: It's simple. My motto is, 'Why put off until tomorrow what you don't have to do at all.'

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posted by "Douglas" |
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An 80-year-old gentleman was being interviewed on his 60 years of marriage.

"Is there one big difference in your marriage today compared to when you were first married?" asked the interviewer.

"Well," said the man after pondering for moment, "it now takes me all night to do what I used to do all night."

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posted by "john r" |
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Did you hear Bill Gates is getting a divorce?

Found out his wife doesn't do windows.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |