marriage jokes
Favorite this joke My wife told me I was incapable of multitasking.
So I got drunk and embarrassed her at the same time.
Do you enjoy yelling "What?" from the other room?
Then marriage might be for you.
Child: Mom, do angels fly?
Mom: Yes, they do.
Child: Then why doesn’t our maid fly?
Mom: But she is not an angel.
Child: Yes, she is. Dad calls her angel.
Mom: Does he? All right, you will see her fly tomorrow.
Last night, my wife and I watched two movies back to back.
Fortunately for me, I was the one who was facing the television.
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