marriage jokes
Favorite this joke Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."
My wife gave me an ultimatum.
It was her or my addiction to sweets.
The decision was a piece of cake.
My wife has evil lessons with Satan every week...
I don’t know how much she charges.
"Push harder!" I shouted at my wife while she was in labor.
"I hate you, I hate you more than I've ever hated anyone!" she screamed back at me.
Bit harsh I thought… it wasn't my fault the car broke down on the way to the hospital.
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