marriage jokes

Category: "Marriage Jokes"
$5.00 won 3 votes

"Man, me and my wife had a fight yesterday."

"Oh yea, about what?"

"You see, I wanted to watch the game but she wanted to watch a movie."

"So, how was the movie?"

3 votes

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Jenmo1" |
$8.00 won 6 votes

My ex-wife was on vacation in New Orleans and sent me a picture of one of the famous cemeteries with the graves above ground...

The caption read: "WISH YOU WERE HERE!"

6 votes

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$25.00 won 7 votes

Man wakes up and says nothing. Wife annoyed shouts, “You’ve forgotten what day it is haven’t you!”

Man goes to work and confides to a colleague, “I think I forgot my wife’s birthday.”

“Not a problem,” the colleague replies, "just go out and buy her a beautiful new dress and a pearl necklace.”

After work the man races home and showers his wife with gifts.

“Oh darling,” she replies, “what a beautiful new outfit to pick my mother up from the airport in!”

7 votes

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "maryjones" |
3 votes

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

The other replied, "It makes sense, don't you think? After all I married the wrong man."

3 votes

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |