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Favorite this joke Husband: I hate getting old. No one flirts with me anymore.
Hard-of-hearing Wife: I don't remember you ever doing that. In fact, it's rather disgusting.
Husband: What do you mean? You used to flirt all the time!
Wife: Flirt? Oh, I thought you said 'Fart'.
An older woman asked her techie grandson, "What's the deal with this Craigslist thing?"
"It's a website where you can buy and sell all kinds of things and more," he replied.
"Can you get rid of stuff there?" she asked.
"Yes, you can set a price or give things away that you don't want around the house anymore."
"I like the give away free idea. How do I get started?" the woman asked.
"Well, it's always good to have a picture," the grandson said.
"OK. Will this old wedding photo do?"
Lately my wife looks at me like I’m just a piece of meat...
And it wouldn’t bother me if she wasn’t a vegan.
Husband throwing darts at his wife's photo and not even a single throw hitting the target.
From another room the wife calls, "Honey, what are you doing?"
Husband: "MISSING YOU..."
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