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Glen Rae

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Member Since : Oct, 2018
# of jokes posted : 10
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 11.00
$6.00 won 6 votes

As the pastor gave his pretty lengthy sermon, he noticed one of his parishioners dozing off.

After church and as they were leaving, the pastor jokingly asked the dozer if he got a good rest during his sermon.

The parishioner quickly responded, “Not really, someone kept talking all the way through it.”

6 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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My New Years resolution is to start reading more...

So I enabled the subtitles on my TV.

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3 votes

When the father found out his boy was not doing well in school, he told the teacher how bright his boy is.

She asked how can you say he is bright when he is doing do badly in school.

He replied, "Of course he's bright, he is my little son!"

3 votes

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A grandpa, who was turning 72, and his granddaughter, who was turning 7, had their birthdays on the same day.

The granddaughter told her grandpa that he was a lot older then her. Being older and wiser he said “No, we are the same age.”

She said, “But grandpa, I am only seven. What number are you?”

He replied, “Yes you are, and I am only seven too!”

3 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
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