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Glen Rae

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Member Since : Oct, 2018
# of jokes posted : 34
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 45.00
$8.00 won 2 votes

Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?"

"Ninety eight," she replied, "two years older than me."

"So you're 96?" the undertaker commented.

She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it?"

2 votes

CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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I asked my wife what’s for dinner...

She calmly replied, “Reservations.”

1 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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We regret to inform you that the inventor of the throat lozenge has passed away.

There will be no coffin at his funeral!

1 votes

CATEGORY Puns
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$8.00 won 2 votes

Quasimodo wasn’t exactly sure what was wrong with his back, but he had a hunch.

2 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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